Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Randomize
