Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
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