ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I wish you could order shots online.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Randomize
