she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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