Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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