You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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