all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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