At least make sure they are 18
Why
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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