You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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