lets start a swedish sibling band together
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Randomize
