that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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