ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
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