If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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