i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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