I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
either way he was missing a nipple.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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