Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Brb crying the tears of my youth
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
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