So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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