I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
Randomize
