How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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