I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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