so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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