I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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