i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
This house was built for laser tag.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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