Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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