words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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