we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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