There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Randomize
