Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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