no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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