But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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