Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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