glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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