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(815): View more from Illinois

Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?

(1-815): View more from Illinois

You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.

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(905): View more from Toronto

I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.

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(917): View more from New York City

I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'

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(817): View more from Texas

No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Like the friend zone has no room for winks

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(614): View more from Ohio

That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you

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