Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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