Nicole vs. Life
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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