so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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