He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
organizing the empties. That sober.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
They have beer where we have blood.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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