Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
be right there i have to get my cape
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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