i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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