I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
sex in a hospital.. check
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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