I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Randomize
