Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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