His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
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