First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
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