So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
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