Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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