did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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