The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
He did a backflip because drugs
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