The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished�
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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