im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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